Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Quote of the day
Kill Me !!
Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are going out !!!!
September 3, 2008, 5:33 pm
It has been reported in the US that Hollywood actor Pamela Anderson and music legend Michael Jackson have met up for at least two dates.
The rumours of a relationship were sparked when the pair met in Malibu for coffee.
A source told British newspaper, Daily Mirror, they went for coffee at Country Mart and looked very comfortable with each other.
"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids," the source said.
"He seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.
"It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.
"Michael is such a private person, he gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date."
Michael has been married twice, to Lisa-Marie Presley and Deborah Jean Rowe.
Pamela, who was in Australia recently, has been linked to Motley Crue rocker Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Paris Hilton's ex Rick Salomon.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Support the Chinese!!
The history of opium in China dates back at least a millennia, but it exploded in the 19th century as several parties battled to control lucrative opium imports and domestic production. The result was the worst drug epidemic in history, amounting to tens of millions of addicted Chinese citizens.
In fact, in 1906, opium production in China reached a staggering 35,000 metric tons (77.1 million pounds). Compare that to the approximately 9,000 metric tons (19.8 million pounds) produced, worldwide, in 2007
Above is something i read from a male magazine.
Everyone must be familiar with the opium issue in China as mentioned above. The first thing that came to my mind was 'who brought Opium to China?' It was the bloody British Colony !!!!!
Why? Because they want to dope the Chinese and then conquer Shanghai and a few other coastal area in China !!
Well, the point i am trying to make is...i am proud to be Chinese. Whatever that the British did, China is still in one piece. And they are more prosperous, rich and stronger than ever before. More than 40 golds in Olympic !! What can you say about that???!?!? Also look at all your clothes, electrical appliances, shoes, jewellery....ALLL MADE IN CHINA. How often do you see something Made in UK? or Made in US? If you do - they usually cost a bomb...and the quality never seem to translate to the price you paid !! To make it more obvious ..look at your Iphone ...it is made in CHINA !!!! Shenzhen to be exact !! Look below..
And ...
Crumple is made in China !!and
Nintendo WII ....my God...MADE IN CHINA TOOOO !!Seen a Microwave with Chinese Character only ???
And last but not least
IKEA !!!!!!!!The moral of the story is......do not smoke Opium !!
I am sad to say that many Asian girls are dying to date a Caucasian nowadays. What is with their weewee?? What is wrong with Asian guy? And back to what we discussed earlier...remember??....they tried to destroy our culture. Dont get me wrong...i am not against my fellow Caucasian friend. I just want everyone to uphold and maintain their Chinese culture. And not let wealth and beautiful faces betray your values in life.
Just take my friend for example...she HAD a Caucasian boyfriend. But , just because you could eat with a chopstick or mumble a few Chinese phrase ..that doesnt make you a Chinese. And after they broke up, this pathetic guy tried to destroy the girl's new relationship. What a wuss !!
I am not saying there is no good Caucasian guy....there are alot. But, Asian girls out there should be aware that ...there is no big deal going out with one. They will definitely not drink your Chinese style soup for the start. And do not expect them to cook you nice porridge when you are sick. They might hand you a couple of Panadol maybe.
There is this American-Asian magazine who claimed that Caucasian are better in bed. Bullshit !! It is an over-exagerrated generalized fact. Bigger weewee?? Again bullshit !! Ask yourself, which country does the most penile enlargement or all those penile plastic thingy??? US and all those sex-addict in the Western country !!! If Asian is really a terrible lover.....then how come China has almost 1/4 of the world's population ???
Is because, we keep it to ourselves...we dont show it to everyone like....
Quote of the day
Trauma
Initially, i was very reluctant to publish this post..not because of the explicit content..but it is because these event happened in Malaysia..my motherland !!!! For God sake !!
So memalu-fying
Warning : Disturbing image below!! hahahhaha
August 31, 2008, 4:20 pm
A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper reported, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
